Best Excuse

[The Windmill]

A lot of people have an excuse when they loose......Whats the best or most amusing excuse you have heard ?

[TheMoose]

I have made a few but the best i heard was in a second round tournament match when the fellow said "the glare from his opponents glasses made the ball hard to see" not in a month of sundays was the cry.

Myself i have been know to blame sudden gusts of wind that amazingly change the course of the ball, well sounds good enough to me.:woho:

[Annie]

Myself i have been know to blame sudden gusts of wind that amazingly change the course of the ball, well sounds good enough to me.:woho:

It must be all those Pies FCB eats! :fart:

[Moggy]

Beaten by the RUBBER! but not by the player - one I seem to use alot more frequently :resent:

[Firepower]

Thats exactly what i wasnt going to say !

RUBBER NOT THE PLAYER, joking apart it probably is the excuse many players use, credit where it is due if the player has performed better then he or she deserves to win.

[Blocking Ace]

I once witnessed a local player ask to restart a singles handicap match he was losing, complaining that he had cold hands and they were only just starting to get warm.
The person umpiring, more or less, told him to get lost.
I'll not disclose any names

[DaveR]

It was me, it was me !

erm kidding ..................ive seen an excuse whereby someone in a british league match forgot his shoes then played in bare feet..........then complained he had a spelk in his foot !


Must have been a scouse !

[HarryBelafonte]

good one from taxi drivers,"had a hard day at work":Mood: all they do is sit round on there fat arses driving people to the wrong place,then turn up late saying they had one last job to do,nomally when all the tables are set up..or "got to work on my fitness" another good taxi one,hardly suprising when there all sponsored by greggs and pizza hut..

:popcorn2:

[Spongebob!]

Why Mr. Belafonte whoever could you mean...- in fact the little man jumping up and down waving his arms about has a look of a young Mr. Thorp (Cheesy) - TAXI....!!!

Now...where's that pie!! :popcorn:

[FantasyCheeseBasin]

good one from taxi drivers,"had a hard day at work":Mood: all they do is sit round on there fat arses driving people to the wrong place,then turn up late saying they had one last job to do,nomally when all the tables are set up..or "got to work on my fitness" another good taxi one,hardly suprising when there all sponsored by greggs and pizza hut..

:popcorn2:

oooooo handbags,its better than,oooo my leg hurts ooooooo my knee is hurting,or ive got a stomach ache,or my back is hurting,or my hayfever is playing up,oooooo my little toe has a spot on it,or my contacts are a bit dirty thats how i missed that kill,or an ant walked across the net , and says the man who works in a gym sitting on his fat arse reading the daily mail all day and gets paid for it,:thtease::thtease::thtease:touche mr hill:popcorn:

[HarryBelafonte]

very serious not....:happy:

[FantasyCheeseBasin]

best excuse i heard was from a very able defender called bill reay,i beat him into submission by forcing him back into the holes in the floor next to the walls of our club at concord,he said "the fact that he broke his leg in the hole was a contributory factor in his defeat",i find that a lame excuse by any standards,after all he did have the other leg.:dance3:

[HarryBelafonte]

remember it welll,amazing that we found haggis under the floorboards living on mouse droppings,ah,the good venues we used to play in...:covereyes:
sounds like a good thread,or have we had this one yet.....

[Roger]

:woho:Another one the net is too high!!!

[SteveJ]

Hey i actually used that a short while ago !