windy fittest man in the league

[HarryBelafonte]

:rocker:Just a quick shout out for my team mate mr windmill...
for a tremendous effort in playing 2 matches in one night..
won 5 out of seven,great achievement ,especially at his age..
a credit to the team. mind you thought he was goin to pass out in the pub later,especially when he had to go to the bar...:Mood:
just a quick mention also for cheesebasin makin a long awaited comeback,
played well,was moving like the good old sloth he is,and only 1 hissy fit after losing to keith the lash weatherby...:bag:

[Spongebob!]

Harry - who were your matches against and what the final scores?:danceman:

Spongey

[Spongebob!]

ps - well done Mr. Windmill - you've got to be careful at your age.....!!!

Spongemonster:taz:

[FantasyCheeseBasin]

:rocker:Just a quick shout out for my team mate mr windmill...
for a tremendous effort in playing 2 matches in one night..
won 5 out of seven,great achievement ,especially at his age..
a credit to the team. mind you thought he was goin to pass out in the pub later,especially when he had to go to the bar...:Mood:
just a quick mention also for cheesebasin makin a long awaited comeback,
played well,was moving like the good old sloth he is,and only 1 hissy fit after losing to keith the lash weatherby...:bag:

strange how all my hissy fits get mentioned and never a peep from anyone else,must be that your all angels then:pray::thtease:

[Spongebob!]

strange how all my hissy fits get mentioned and never a peep from anyone else,must be that your all angels then:pray::thtease:

Aaaah bless him - take it easy maaaaatey - have a nice cup of tea and a nice packet of Rich Tea Biscuits .....ooooh YES!!! :pray:

God bless all the angels .....including Spongey ....he's the nicest - I've told you once, I've told you twice ...now get of the grass! aaaamen! :pray:

[King Slasher]

Harry,

I would like to echo your views on last nights matches.

There was a great deal of effort expended and some fine performances from all concerned.

Some of the points would have been worthy of inclusion on the video upload site that is being talked about, not least by one of my team mates Mr Penman.


Keith "the lash":)

[Spongebob!]

Harry,

I would like to echo your views on last nights matches.

There was a great deal of effort expended and some fine performances from all concerned.

Some of the points would have been worthy of inclusion on the video upload site that is being talked about, not least by one of my team mates Mr Penman.


Keith "the lash":)

Hey Keith - I didn't realise you were King Slasher! - Nice to hear from you, when does the summer league start....I trust we'll be having a few canny little pints in the Board - ooooh YES!!!!

Spongey :thumbsup:

[FantasyCheeseBasin]

Aaaah bless him - take it easy maaaaatey - have a nice cup of tea and a nice packet of Rich Tea Biscuits .....ooooh YES!!! :pray:

God bless all the angels .....including Spongey ....he's the nicest - I've told you once, I've told you twice ...now get of the grass! aaaamen! :pray:


rich tea bikkies, oh no thier far too common,double chocolate fudge covered caramel and chocolate cream double chocs for me spongey

(with a flat underside):sheep:(thiers that bloody sheep thingi again)

[King Slasher]

Spongey,

just getting to grips with this site.

I don't really have loads of time to use it but it looks brill. By the time i've read everyones posts its either lunch time over or time to go to bedfordshire!

Not sure when summer league starts.

As you know i do not partake in drinking alcoholic so i'll stick to orange! :rol:

Keith "the lash"

[Spongebob!]

rich tea bikkies, oh no thier far too common,double chocolate fudge covered caramel and chocolate cream double chocs for me spongey

(with a flat underside):sheep:(thiers that bloody sheep thingi again)

Well....its different things for different people - rich tea, hob nobs, ginger nuts (oooooh matron!). It's worth a thread in its own right - but it'll have to have a Table Tennis twist - oh I know a 'club' - oh that's golf though isn't it!!!

You can start the thread cos I'll get wrong...! - oooh no I've gone all shy .... in fact I'm starting to feel a little sheepish...! :sheep:

Quality Mr. Sponge!

[Mr Wilko]

no wonder we all have bellies these days all this talk of pies and bickies!!!!

only one strop from mr cheese i bet it was against mr penman

[FantasyCheeseBasin]

actually andy i was annoyed as once i had lost the match to mr wetherby,a certain person came to me and said " tactically you played him wrong" , no point telling me that after the game (a bit of coaching may have helped)thats what i was annoyed about, and didnt lose my rag during the game.:fcb:

[King Slasher]

FCB

I dont see anything wrong with getting annoyed at losing especially if you can channel it to your performance on the table.

It shows you care and want to win.

Keith "the lash":Mood:

[Mr Wilko]

i have no room to talk mind the amount of times i have broken my hand punching things after being beaten oh in fact i think i did against the slasher in the sunderlands a couple of years ago in the semi's

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any how cheese how is your back

[HarryBelafonte]

:thtease:ah,mr cheese calm down,only kiddin,you were just moanin a bit...thought you played well cosidering you have only played 3 times in 6 months...:covereyes:
can you dislodge the sangster from no3

[FantasyCheeseBasin]

i woke up this morning and thought it had broke,bloody nightmare ,have to take painkillers to try and work it out,getting old now ya na 41 and a bit:thtease:

[FantasyCheeseBasin]

:thtease:ah,mr cheese calm down,only kiddin,you were just moanin a bit...thought you played well cosidering you have only played 3 times in 6 months...:covereyes:
can you dislodge the sangster from no3

i know you were kidding just thought id retort,sangster is playing very well,not sure about the number 3 spot if he keeps it up.:fcb:

[HarryBelafonte]

you off work mr fantasycheese brie head:whee:

[FantasyCheeseBasin]

yep im nackered, anyway why havnt you signed up for my site yet,only got 2 members so far:Mood:

[Mr Wilko]

ah mr belafonte you must be off work too what with you texting this pm

[Mr Wilko]

yep im nackered, anyway why havnt you signed up for my site yet,only got 2 members so far:Mood:

what is your site mr cheese i will sign up that is if you want geordie members
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[HarryBelafonte]

:thtease:just think how windy feels, he s been deliverin pies all night...
:meatpies::meatpies::Drive:

[FantasyCheeseBasin]

ill get shot off roppa if i post the link in here its thought of as spam,so ill just give you the name......look for willowslake.com:fcb:type it into your browser :fcb:

[Mr Wilko]

:thtease:just think how windy feels, he s been deliverin pies all night...
:meatpies::meatpies::Drive:

who is windy i am as puzzled as ed was when belafonte got more nets than he did on sunday
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[HarryBelafonte]

:rol::blower:its the windmill,just think of weird serve and backhand loop

[Mr Wilko]

:rol::blower:its the windmill,just think of weird serve and backhand loop


is that the quickest man on 2 wheels too???
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[FantasyCheeseBasin]

:rol::rol:his serve gets me every time:rol::rol:

[The Windmill]

Just got in from deliverin pie's.....thanks for the mention Harry. Played 27 ends last night, and boy did I know about it this morning. took twice as long as normal to cycle to work. It took half an hour just to get on the blinking thing. Then out in the pie van after tea.....absolutely knackered. Played quite well for a change. played the Slasher twice, won one and lost one....usually would lose them both so quite pleased, although I was using our lucky net. He took it quite well, a true gentleman. Had an epic game against Penman, just losing out in the 5th.....Having crawled up the stairs I am just off for a rub down with a damp table tennis news......I am never playing 2 matches in one night again.....So do not ask !!!!:cry1::cry2::nono:

[Annie]

Windy I think you need one of those Chinese walk overs by Spongebob! :taz:

[HarryBelafonte]

:yahoo::meatpies::meatpies::whee::Ahhh::Ahhh::pray ::pray::thumbsup: windy,could you possibly play 3 matches on wednesday,as you played so well in 2 ,ive arranged for you to play in 3..:rocker:

ps.could you also deliver some pies when you arrive.:thtease:

[Spongebob!]

:yahoo::meatpies::meatpies::whee::Ahhh::Ahhh::pray ::pray::thumbsup: windy,could you possibly play 3 matches on wednesday,as you played so well in 2 ,ive arranged for you to play in 3..:rocker:

ps.could you also deliver some pies when you arrive.:thtease:

Nectar Goddy...!!! Good banter - see you Sunday - I'm not playing (didn't have a doubles partner.... - but that's a different story!). Only kidding...I'm going to the derby match tomorrow and I think I might end up being terribly, terribly drunk....Mr Grimsdale...!!!

Good luck to everyone entering the tournament - should be a really good day: Goddy, Wilko, Eddie, Roppa, Lash, Fishy, Tony G, FCB and loads of others including the young Barella's too. Hopefully pop in for a couple of hours an the afternoon

Enjoy - Spongebaaaaaaarb!!! :thumbsup:

[DaveR]

Fitness......now lets have the full story !

[JacksonM]

I agree Dale is the Fitness OLDIE in the country without a doubt, tt wise Ill play 3 matches in an evening if necessary but then I am a lot younger than him. I manage to conserve energy by just standing around and doing what is required to win hahaha. So Thorpie number 3 then, Im just glad that you all still recognise I am no.2 at Birtley still!!!!! Goddie still the number 1 although I wonder how much longer his body will survive the punishment!!!!!

[Spongebob!]

...Goddie still the number 1 although I wonder how much longer his body will survive the punishment!!!!!

That's easy cut out the 3 pies and 4 cans a guiness a day and he'll double his chances - but then he'll have to overcome Eddie's nets and Mr. Thompson's jokes!!!

....did I send you that joke about...........YYYEEEESSSS YOU DIIIIIIIIIID!!!!...' :thumbsup:

[Craig]

Harry,

I would like to echo your views on last nights matches.

There was a great deal of effort expended and some fine performances from all concerned.


Keith "the lash":)

Hi Keith, long time no speak. Met up with your John a few weeks back and he said you'd headed to the far north.
Cheers
Craig

[DaveR]

Hes playing quite well Craig so dont encourage him to much !

[FantasyCheeseBasin]

played keith on wednesday he is playing very well indeed,i played better than i have for a while and he still polished me off pretty readily,he gave belafonte something to think about as well....:fcb:

[HarryBelafonte]

what? 3-0,will have to win 4-0 next time..must try harder..:covereyes:

[FantasyCheeseBasin]

oooooooooooo touchy...:thtease:

yes it was 3.0 but he still gave you a good game and couldve took an end and put the pressure on .........:fcb:

[Goldie]

Are your local league tournaments successful? We have just had the Sheffield Close which had the worst entry ever. However the Final saw Stephen Horsefield beat Matt Kenny 3-2 in a fantastic final.
What events attract entries to your tournaments. Any ideas?

[TheMoose]

Many local leagues are suffering the same plight Goldie with the "older" players still there or there abouts with entries seemingly dwindling every season, which is probably the same story in the Sunderland tournament although someone may say differently.

[Mr Wilko]

i would like to contest the fittest man in the league after my local league match last night against Silksworth.

DaveR's dad (Alvin) was playing (i am not sure how old (or young) he is) but he will put the majority of players to shame and never stops running


THE FITTEST MAN IN THE LEAGUE IS ALVIN ROBSON!!!!!!

:danceman: :danceman: :danceman: :danceman: :danceman: :danceman: :danceman: :danceman:

[HarryBelafonte]

:dance3:he s like a greyhound round that table...:thumbsup:

[Annie]

So that's where DaveR gets those knees from! :resent:

[Spongebob!]

:dance3:he s like a greyhound round that table...:thumbsup:

Its a pity it doesn't run in the family....!!!!

Quality Spongey!!! :happy:

[Mr Wilko]

Its a pity it doesn't run in the family....!!!!

Quality Spongey!!! :happy:

alvin has a better f/hand too

[Spongebob!]

alvin has a better f/hand too

Quality Wilko....and at least his foul serves aren't as bad as Dave's!!!

:yellowcard:

[Robstar]

I have no doubt windys fit he could probably compete in the tour de France but playing twice in one nite he is an apprentice compared to Gordon Bissett whoom 30 years ago competed in 5 leagues and on many occassions played 2 games in one night, plus Gordons game are a lot longer than windys and Gordon did this with the help of the odd cigarette between games. I think he was still playing in the Dorset league

[DaveR]

Jesus thats a while ago robstar, im only young mind so i tend not to remember the old folk !

How many leagues have a four man team now or is it a thing of the past. I can recall playing until midnight one match.

[Mr Wilko]

Jesus thats a while ago robstar, im only young mind so i tend not to remember the old folk !

How many leagues have a four man team now or is it a thing of the past. I can recall playing until midnight one match.


we played birtley the other week and me and Mr Fonte didnt start the last game until 1030pm and that is just 3 man teams think we would all need to invest in sleeping bags if we had 4 man teams


:nono: :nono:

[The Windmill]

I have no doubt windys fit he could probably compete in the tour de France but playing twice in one nite he is an apprentice compared to Gordon Bissett whoom 30 years ago competed in 5 leagues and on many occassions played 2 games in one night, plus Gordons game are a lot longer than windys and Gordon did this with the help of the odd cigarette between games. I think he was still playing in the Dorset league

I know Gordon well and can quite believe he played in more than one match. And you are correct in the statement that he is still playing down South now that he has moved to be closer to his family. In my younger days I also played in several leaguesl. The Durham League, Stanley League, The Philadelphia League and the Northumberland. I have since played in the sunderland League but not at the same time as the others. Obviously some of these leagues have gone to the wall due to falling mumbers. I was never in the house.....but was not married at the time. If only those leagues were still around....out of the house every night.....A dream come true Ha Ha