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Guy
05-08-2008, 05:55 PM
This idea was brought about when looking at the last post Annie put on the thread Table tennis is a loser's game. The idea behind this thread is to try to tie the newest quote into the previous, and if one chain can not continue start a new one being careful not to reuse ones already posted

I'll start it with:

One mans trash is another mans treasure
rags to riches

Guy
05-10-2008, 04:25 PM
I didn't think this was going to be that challenging
Lets try with just any quote that comes to mind. I'll cut and paste to add a few more.

One mans trash is another mans treasure
rags to riches

working hard or hardly working
So skinny had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow
not playing with a full deck
stranger then a football bat
not all there
your other right
don't look at me in that tone of voice:covereyes:

Annie
05-10-2008, 06:11 PM
It's a good thread I just can't think of anymore! I'm not very clever see.:resent:

Guy
05-10-2008, 07:08 PM
One mans trash is another mans treasure
rags to riches

working hard or hardly working
So skinny had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow
not playing with a full deck
stranger then a football bat
not all there
your other right
don't look at me in that tone of voice

I'll help you out a bit
don't cry over spilt milk
we'll cross the bridge when we get to it

Recognize this one?
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

Annie
05-10-2008, 07:24 PM
Recognize this one?
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

Oi! I said that one!

Moggy
05-10-2008, 08:15 PM
Oi! I said that one!
Guy, I think you waving a red flag at the proverbial bull

Annie
05-10-2008, 08:27 PM
Guy, I think you waving a red flag at the proverbial bull

You've noticed. I speak fluent English, Hungarian and Bull! :resent:

Guy
05-11-2008, 03:44 PM
Time to get the boots on the poop is getting high

Spongebob!
05-13-2008, 08:17 PM
It's a good thread I just can't think of anymore! I'm not very clever see.:resent:

One good turn...gets all the blankets!!!

Oh yes Bobby's back!!!

Spongey:dance3:

Annie
05-13-2008, 08:24 PM
What's the definition of a Rubber five pence piece?






A Spongebob!!!! :static:

Spongebob!
05-13-2008, 08:51 PM
What's the definition of a Rubber five pence piece?






A Spongebob!!!! :static:

Waaaaahey - boom boom!!!

Not a quote but a strange but true type of thingy type of thing..!!!

i.e., why are headache tablets so loud!!!

Sponge :thumbsup:

Annie
05-13-2008, 08:57 PM
Well I did say at the start I'm not that clever! :thtease:

MK Chris
05-13-2008, 11:14 PM
If we're getting into crap jokes, what's ET short for...?


































So he can fit in his spaceship.

Annie
05-13-2008, 11:19 PM
If we're getting into crap jokes, what's ET short for...?

So he can fit in his spaceship.

:scratchhead:

MK Chris
05-14-2008, 09:06 AM
Two fish in a tank... one says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Werewolf
05-14-2008, 09:20 AM
2 fish swim into a wall one says to the other damn!!!!

Annie
05-14-2008, 09:45 AM
If we're getting into crap jokes, what's ET short for...?

So he can fit in his spaceship.

:scratchhead:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Got it! :thumbsup:

MK Chris
05-14-2008, 09:47 AM
Haha I thought you just didn't find it funny, I didn't realise you didn't get it.

Annie
05-14-2008, 11:12 AM
Haha I thought you just didn't find it funny, I didn't realise you didn't get it.

I never get it! :sulk: