Dr.Neubauer and A-B-S

[Chopfloat]

FROM FRICTIONLESS TO ANTI-SPIN.

Since the demise of frictionless LP,Dr. Neubauer has been advocating the properties of his new Anti-spin A-B-S as the answer to the ban on frictionless rubber.
As many of you will know,for many a year Herbert strode the World Vets. scene like a Colossus,winning Gold at World Championships and picking up titles at our own Vetts Tournaments.
Since the ban he has been using an Antispin rubber and his results are not as favourable as they once were.(Any guesses to why?).
Now the good Doctor vehemently maintains that his new Antispin rubber can give the same effects that the Frictionless rubbers were achieving and that his drop in performance is purely his own shortcomings and nothing whatsoever to do with the Antispin!He also claims that with practice and perseverance he will be back on top.
Personnally I do not think that Dr.Neubauer will succeed in his
quest to regain his former glory and all his propaganda is merely
a commercial perspective.
Therefore all you ex-frictionless virtuosi need to search for some new attributes to add to your weaponry.And all you other contestants who hated and despised all the frictionless rubbers can now turn your attention to other matters.
As I said to my good friend Herbert 'get some pimples'.

All together now

[Trottski]

He was hammered by both Chris Brewer and John Fuller at Bristol and surely he is not in the same international class as you now Choppy?

[Chopfloat]

He was hammered by both Chris Brewer and John Fuller at Bristol and surely he is not in the same international class as you now Choppy?

His International coiffure is in a different class to mine!Matched only by the tresses of narcissistic Nigel.